What is it with people and their coffee, anyway? First we have blog wars over iced espresso, and now the news is reporting that police officers are demanding free coffee from various cafes. Some are even brandishing their guns in their quest for the evil bean. In one case the police officer lost his job, in the another, the officer was suspended and ordered to undergo counseling (yeah, like that’ll make a difference).

Maybe they ought to all switch to decaf.

Or something.