Agent B frequently discusses some weird Christian practices, such as tract distribution outside of night clubs and asking strangers what church they go to.

I myself have been the target of some very strange evangelistic practices myself, and I shall share two of them with you:

1. I was sitting on a bus one day, applying my makeup. A man stood directly in front of me (not much more than a foot away) and began to sing “Jesus loves you, open your heart to him!”. He kept repeating this verse, over and over again. Then a friend joined him and they both began to sing. Finally they gave up and complimented me on the  “professional” application of my lipstick.

2. I got into a cab and about 30 seconds after telling the cabbie where I wanted to go, he asked me if I was a “Jesus Woman” or a “deblish (devilish) woman”.

What are your stories?